Rules for Sex in Space


Never let gravity get you down
In heaven as on earth
Position may provide power, but do not trust thrust

Velcro repeatedly and without restraint
Always possess a firm foundation
Third parties bring stability but add complications

Touch often means push away
Weight is no longer fate, but mass lasts
Hormones lose heat in the cold of space

As pooling erects problems, privacy turns priority
Zero G is not easy or free: check simulations first
Make darkness visible; radiation creates mutations

Have fun, just never in full sun.