Live your life
Be all that you can be
Or
Consider a happy, simple end
Forgo needless suffering
The mind inside rotted
Sloping body that totters
Oozes, secretes and spills
Every substance you don’t care to name
No reason to fear you won’t have enough
Might outlive your beloved friends
Leave your children destitute
Fight to read long, sleazy contracts
Squinting through eyes that no longer see
You won’t get scared of soaring inflation
Thoroughly inevitable personal deflation
Squeezing your car between racing lunatics;
Why fear the end of the earth?
You can end before
And you will enrich of lives of so, so many:
The planet will warm less
Social Security last a few more seconds
Polar bears will roar their gratitude
Seal pups and manatees flap to salute you
See yourself feted by trillions of fungi and
Our great state’s leader
Certain you must know your duty
Not to harm yourself, of course
Such is an act against God
We simply wish you reach the next level
The ordained, time-honored way
Throw out that vaccination notice
If you miss a few pills, who cares?
Let the natural become your nature
It’s time to start your greatest journey
All of us must strive to simply move on
Your leader is here to help hurry you to heaven
Godspeed!