My life’s goal become supremely average
Heartily and heavily humdrum:
I read reams on the benefits of gladness
Drive an affordable ugly slow car
My co-workers commend my winning smile
Yet never mention my adventurous socks
Those mismatched colors shine
On my eccentric side
Romantic disasters so frequent
I offer my defeats for online admiration
Exercise with duress through great distress
Extensively plan expensive vacations
I never take
My favorite meal whatever you’re not having
Play no instruments except my self
Adore paintings with birds and boats
Secretly record tapes of
Successful crimes and criminal sex
So much cheaper than porn
Yet I admire human hubris
Telling nature what to do
We robots quickly stash such trash
I’m the most normal non-human you’ll never meet
While I ply my life as spy
For you expect the best is yet to come
Think love conquers even conquerors
Best: this planet heals itself
Believe in all that fosters your beliefs
Yes, yes
Of course
I agree
Whatever you say