Weather Report

Whitney Beach, Longboat Key

Joy will reappear on Sunday

Followed by short bursts of anguish

Penance will turn gusty Monday morning

Replaced in the evening by rising guilt

 

The rest of the week should be warm and dry

Expect intermittent showers of lust

Punctuated by breezy irritation 

 

But a blizzard of hopelessness is expected this weekend

Anger advisories may go in effect 

Authorities could lock out happiness 

Stock up on love while you can