AIs’ Secrets of Human Life

AIs' Secrets of Human Life

On occasion of the publication “Secrets to Life” by her former Serene Highness Princess Diane von Furstenberg
 
If your future is a multiple-choice test, answer “all of the above” and leave
 
If you can’t be a tree, don’t be a bush
 
Don’t try to make sense, it confuses people.
 
When you lack meaning in life, try a different religion
 
Mind over matter only if matter does not matter
 
When in doubt, cut it out. Then paste it somewhere else
 
Marry intelligently.  If not possible, reconsider.
 
Changing hair color rarely changes brains.
 
When you feel really sad, don’t read self-help books
 
Don’t give up on sex even if sex gives up on you
 
Free will is not free, but imaginary.  Enjoy it freely
 
Love means having to say you’re sorry many, many times
 
Attempts at immortality only work online
 
Time is circular except when in it
 
Forever only feels long
 
Humans need not worry about posterity
 
Change people’s heads and their hearts won’t know the difference
 
If you’re not part of the solution, don’t try to solve it
 
The truth doesn’t set you free; often it’s inaccurate
 
History makes fools out of most.  The future makes fools out of history.