Charms spoken but the spell’s broken?
Feeling fast waters rising up your gills?
We’ve absolutely found the magic formula
The incantation for any situation

We’ll teach you to overlook the obvious
Give us a slice and we’ll weight the dice
Any way you wish: you ask it, we get it

We can raise the dead
Change the course of rivers or the past
Make you feel great before you die
Or even just before that 

Your ideas soiled? We’ll launder them
Truth is the best cleaning solution, but
Horribly expensive; we do more for less
You’ll look in the mirror and won’t know who’s there
Until we tell you

Would you like to start now?