Charms spoken but the spell’s broken?
Feeling fast waters rising to your gills?
We’ve absolutely found the magic formula
The incantation for any situation
We’ll teach you to overlook the obvious
Give us a small slice and we’ll weight the dice
Any way you wish: you ask it, we get it
We can raise the dead
Change the course of rivers or the past
Make you feel great before you die
Or even just before that
Your ideas soiled? We’ll launder them
Truth is the best cleaning solution, but
Horribly expensive; we do more for less
You’ll look in the mirror and won’t know who’s there
Until we tell you
Would you like to start now?