Can’t eat sweets
Don’t neglect beets
Mention meat
But don’t take that seat
Forgo trans fats
Black cats and bats
Sparing on butter
Candy and clutter
Consider insect roasts
For climate change boasts
Love leaves
Carefully embrace seeds
Try fishes’ charms
If small and unfarmed
Dream about that burger
If you’re a purger
Ingest patisserie
Only if guilt free
If it’s organic bask
Without that wine cask
If in doubt feel free
To smile and quote me
Few really know
The certainly certain, oh no