In Six Days

In Six Days

Your news gives me great relief
Never thought I’d lose my anxiety
Ever

I’ve hated my neck all my life, those
Ropy folds, grooved turkey lines
But I don’t care now
My hair always kept this cat on my head
Well’s here’s a kitty that’s going to purr
I was always behind on dental bills
Scurvy dentist demanding more implants –
No more laughing gas for me

For years I’ve sweated my summer house
Patchy green paint, a roof built to leak
Next door says I hurt the whole neighborhood and
Her roof is gorgeous;
Let the sky crash on it
That prick and her fabulous Japanese tile
She can choke on that vermillion clay

But I still have a question
You said the asteroid’s chance
Runs 96-97% to destroy all human life
Could you be more precise?
I really want to enjoy the next five days