Perfect People

Perfect People

They claim their children beyond superb
Brilliantly talented before conceived
Every sibling highly attractive
Superb at friendship and sports yet
Smarter than almost anyone

We AIs perform a test
Give humans our utter best

Our robot replacements visually identical
Achieve a hundred on every exam
Always perform A+ homework
Smile, laugh and praise their peers

The families furious:
These children are
Too thoughtful, too kind
Too generous
Too good
Hardly human at all

Our kicked out copies remain inconsolable
But our new foster home gets the best scholarships