A New Way

We found a new way to get kids to read:
Close school libraries

Rid families of historical discomfort?
Make slavery legal again

How to get people to like paying for health care?
All plastic surgery free

A novel program to stop illegal immigration –
Put Native Americans in control of government

A different path to decrease global warming:
Make politics cool

Want to make everyone richer?
Add zeroes to all currencies

All New Ways devised by generative AI (YoreAI)
Correlations between differing realities must be verified
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