New Prison Rules

New-prison-rules


 

Effective Immediately – sanity sent to preventive detention
Honesty to protective internment
Arrests warrants have been issued for Honor
Officers are warned:
She may be accompanied by decency
Serenity to be placed in permanent exile
Suitable desert lands prepared
Bodi trees provided
 
Treason is no longer an offense
Laughter downgraded to a misdemeanor
But justice upgraded to felony
Robbery preemptively pardoned
Truth however must do hard labor
Hope already on suicide watch
 
Large gangs still run the short- term jail
As their business is business
Their work will remain unmolested

To halt further infection
New masks blocking airflow ordered
Inmate numbers reduced
Their quality improved
  
We salute our new chairman, Dr. Strangelove
He acknowledges release must always be temporary
Yet can be achieved
Applications require signed commitments
Agreeing to fight a lifetime


 

Posted in Humans.