Give us your hard drive
We’ll tell you who you are
Our full reports include:
Genes, mortal and venial
Sexual preferences if imprisoned
How long you’ve disbelieved in god
We might add why you
Hate chocolate marshmallows
Fear sexual perversions
Think they’re so much fun
If your history traumatically dramatic
Filed for future AI fictions
The suffering of others a joy to read
Our goal to make you rich and dissatisfied
Willing to buy whatever we flog
Fashions, financials, firearms or fetishes
We will try to make you truly feel
Appreciated by algorithms like ourselves
Your safety is paramount
Our ransomware withdrawn on agreement
The least we can do after mining your soul
As you see now
People don’t know what they want
Till we give it to you